vinebox:

How to deal with a burglar

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reallylameblog:

oh my GOD i can’t wait to hear about how many kids are caught jackin it in the theaters for 50 shades

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thegestianpoet:

improbablecarny:

STOP EVERYTHING YOU’RE DOING AND WATCH THIS VIDEO OF A TINY BIRD SNEEZING

this is me when i sneeze people who have met me irl can confirm 

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lord-renly-baratheon:

gamecock06cub:

southernshot:

This is how I dress a lot lol

This is common wear when I was living in south Carolina

it’s still very common in SC

lord-renly-baratheon:

gamecock06cub:

southernshot:

This is how I dress a lot lol

This is common wear when I was living in south Carolina

it’s still very common in SC

(Source: taylorandtiffany)

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  • Friend: Do you use Tumblr? It's so funny!
  • Me: eh...sometimes...I'm not that into it
  • Friend: Aw I was gonna say follow me! Oh well
  • Me: Yeah sorry :/
  • Me: *continues to be a world famous blogger*

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the big four + life-changing moments

(Source: nightvalians)

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kingcheddarxvii:

kingcheddarxvii:

kingcheddarxvii:

here he is. the new meme


a challenger approaches









who will win…. and who will epic fail? stay tuned

kingcheddarxvii:

kingcheddarxvii:

kingcheddarxvii:

here he is. the new meme

a challenger approaches

who will win…. and who will epic fail? stay tuned

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andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

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agrande-news:

Letter to Frankie about Grandpa Grande’s passing.

agrande-news:

Letter to Frankie about Grandpa Grande’s passing.

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listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

More mouthwatering food hacks here

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baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

(Source: simpsonz)

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gurlukovich:

selkiesounds:

gurlukovich:

selkiesounds:

image

this cat that made me legitimately cry at least twice is not real and i can now rest easy. it is not a fucked up weird pink beast its just a cat

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there is no longer any need to be upset

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CEASE FIRE N O

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rhamphotheca:

Wisconsin Is Getting Smothered by Millions of Horny Maylies

Close your mouth while looking at these photos, or a bug might fly in.

by John Metcalfe

This storm-cloud-looking apparition is actually a massive swarm of mayflies, an “emergence" of them, to get all Lovecraftian. Mayfly nymphs spend a year or two in the water (in this case, the Mississippi River) munching on organic decay.

Then, when summer arrives, they take flight en masse and proceed to make sweet bug love before immediately going back to the water to lay eggs and die.

This year’s emergence was so large people were comparing it to the last Biblical-style, one in 2012. If you don’t recall that stunning example of life’s majesty…

(read more: CityLab)

photographs via: La Crosse NWS

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